Good News and Bad News

There is the story of a preacher who got up one Sunday and announced to his congregation: “I have good news and bad news. The good news is, we have enough money to pay for our new master plan. The bad news is, it’s still out there in your pockets.”

Ganesh & The Lottery

Bholaji finds himself in dire trouble. His business has gone bust and he’sin serious financial trouble. He’s so desperate that he decides to askGanesh for help. He goes into the temple and begins to pray. “Oh Ganesh, please help me, I’ve lost my business and if I don’t get somemoney, I’m going to lose my […]

New Evidence

Lawyer: “Judge, I wish to appeal my client’s case on the basis of newlydiscovered evidence.” Judge: “And what is the nature of the new evidence?” Lawyer: “Judge, I discovered that my client still has $500 left.”  

‘People Kill People’

Aug. 15, 2006 – In a move aimed at further tightening airport security, theFederal Aviation Administration announced today that it would ban all peoplefrom flights leaving or entering the United States, effective immediately. The FAA, which has in the past banned such objects as toenail clippers andhair gel, took the extraordinary step of banning people […]

Exercise For Seniors

Here is an exercise suggested for seniors, to build muscle strength in the arms and shoulders. It seems so easy, so I thought I’d pass it on to some of my friends. Just don’t over-do it. Begin by standing on a comfortable surface, where you have plenty of room at each side. With a 5-LB. […]

Daily Bread

The Pope went in for his daily prayer. That morning he felt especiallysincere as he prayed “Our Father which art in heaven” from the core of hisheart. An unusually long time passed. When eventually he came out of his prayingchamber, he was thoughtfully chewing something and not looking at anyone. After a long silence one […]

The golden telephones…

An American decided to write a book about famous churches around the world. So he bought a plane ticket and took a trip to china. On his first day he was inside a church taking photographs when he noticed a golden telephone mounted on the wall with a sign that read “$10,000 per call”. The […]

Death of A Senator

A powerful senator dies after a prolonged illness. His soul arrives in heaven and is met by St. Peter at the entrance. “Welcome to Heaven,” says St. Peter. “Before you settle in, it seems there is a problem. We seldom see a high official around these parts, you see, so we’re not sure what to […]

Kids in Church

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~A little boy was overheard praying: “Lord, if you can’t make me a better boy, don’t worry about it. I’m having a real good time like I am.”    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~After the christening of his baby brother in church, Jason sobbed all the way home in the back seat of the car. His father asked him three times what was wrong.   Finally, […]