Moishe is driving in Jerusalem. He’s late for a meeting, he’s looking for a parking place, and can’t find one.
In desperation, he turns towards heaven and says, “God, if you find me a parking place, I promise that I’ll eat only kosher, respect the sabbath, and observe all the Holy days.”
Miraculously, a parking place opens up just in front of him.
Moishe turns his face up to heaven and says, “Never mind, I just found one.”