I heard about a rich man who was determined to take his wealth with him. He told his wife to get all his money together, put it in a sack, and then hang the sack from the rafters in the attic. He said, “When my spirit is caught up to heaven, I’ll grab the sack on my way.” Well he eventually died, and the woman raced to the attic, only to find the money still there. She said, “I knew I should’ve put the sack in the basement.”
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