Ganesh & The Lottery

Bholaji finds himself in dire trouble. His business has gone bust and he’s
in serious financial trouble. He’s so desperate that he decides to ask
Ganesh for help. He goes into the temple and begins to pray.

“Oh Ganesh, please help me, I’ve lost my business and if I don’t get some
money, I’m going to lose my house as well. Please let me win the lottery.”

Lotto night comes and somebody else wins it. Bholaji goes back to the
temple. “Ganesh please let me win the lotto. I’ve lost my business, my house
and I’m going to lose my car as well.”Lotto night comes and Bholaji still
has no luck. Back to the temple he goes. “My Ganesh, why have you forsaken
me? I’ve lost my business, my house, my car and my wife and children are
starving. I don’t often ask you for help and I have always been a good
servant to you. Why won’t you just let me win the lotto this one time so I
can get my life back in order?”

Suddenly there is a blinding flash of light as the sky parts open and
Bholaji is confronted by the voice of Ganesh: “Bholaji, buy a lottery ticket


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