What do you call a cow with a crown?
A Dairy Queen

What do you call a cow with a crown?
A Dairy Queen

What do you call milk from a forgetful cow?
Milk of Amnesia

What does the Invisible Man like to drink?
Evaporated Milk

What do you call a cow who just gave birth?
Decalfinated

Where do cows go for lunch?
The calfeteria

What do you get from a pampered cow?
Spoiled milk!

What do you call a cow who doesn’t give milk?
An udder failure

Where do cows buy their clothes?
From a cattle-logue

How do farmers count their cows?
The use a cow-culator

Why don’t cows ever have any finances?
Because the farmers milk them dry

What happened when a cow jumps a barbed wire fence?
It’s an udder catastophe.

And, don’t forget cows wear bells because their horns don’t work!