A man appeared before the pearly gates. Gabriel looked his name up in the big book, and said: “You’ve come to the wrong place. I don’t see any record of piety or good works on your part. You’re not qualified to enter here. You’ll have to go to the other place.” The man replied: “But […]

On the freeway from Provo to Salt Lake City there is a billboard by a software company seeking to employ programmers. The text reads, “There are 10 types of people in this world. Those who read binary and those who don’t.”

An engineer, physicist and statistician went hunting one day.  The engineer spotted a deer and correctly calculated the distance. His shot kicked up dust three feet to the left.  The physicist, trying to calculate the wind factor, shot just three feet to the right of the deer. The statistician said, “We got him. We got […]

I include an offering for your humour page, fromby Lillian Mermin Feinsilver. A group of Jews were at early morning prayers in synagogue. The rabbi suddenly stands up and declaims, “Oh Lord… I am nothing!” and sits down again. A little while later, the synagogue’s cantor stands up and he says, “Oh Lord, I am nothing!” […]

Mr Patel walks into a bar in London, orders three pints of beer andsits in the back room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn. When hefinishes them, he comes back to the bar and orders three more. The bartender approaches and tells him, “You know, a pint goes flat after ashort while […]

A young lady came home from a date looking rather sad. She told her mother, “Arthur proposed to me an hour ago.” “Then why are you so sad?” her mother asked. “Because he also told me he was an atheist. Mom, he doesn’t even believe there’s a hell.” Her mother replied, “Marry him anyway. Between […]

Khaleej Times Online >> News >> OPINIONA dangerous cross-connection to the White HouseBY S. RAGHUNATH 5 December 2005 RECENTLY, a telephone subscriber in the United States who dialled his laundry got connected instead to the top-secret telephone of President Bush. Here it goes: “Hello there, Snow White Laundromat? Look, this is utterly outrageous and I […]

If you don’t believe in reincarnation, don’t worry. You probably will in your next lifetime. Swami Beyondananda—-The Chinese may have Tai Chi, but Indians have Chai Tea!—-Q: Why do some Hindus ceremoniously walk on fire?A: To cleanse their soles.—I am one with my duality.—The answers are already within each of us. Good luck matching them […]

Here is a Prabhupada pastime that came to mind yesterday: During a press conference attended by several reporters Srila Prabhupada was being questioned by a young female reporter who had asked a string of questions in a very challenging manner. After a number of questions she asked: “Why do you shave your heads?” Srila Prabhupada, […]

By Taru das Prabhu The Agony and the Ecstasy In this material world everyone needs some-thing to look forward to because generally no one is satisfied with his present condition. They are hoping that in the future, in some other situation or with some other person, they will experience happiness. The working man is always […]