The Glories of Pizza Prasadam  by Lasagne dasa Vanapasta “Offering gifts in charity, accepting charitable gifts, revealing one’s mind in confidence, inquiring confidentially, accepting prasada and offering prasada are the six symptoms of love shared by one devotee and another.” Upadesamrita Verse 4 Here are some guidelines for the cooking and honoring of pizza feasts. […]

A minister decided that a visual demonstration would add emphasis to his Sunday sermon. Four worms were placed into four separate jars. The first worm was put into a container of alcohol. The second worm was put into a container of cigarette smoke. The third worm was put into a container of chocolate syrup. The […]

Three yogis are performing a meditative vigil in a cave high in theHimalayas. One day there is a sound outside of the cave. Six months laterone of the yogis says, “that was a tiger.” The cave is silent once again. About a year later, another yogi says, “that wasn’t a tiger it was a lion.” […]

People keep telling me that I should respect the beliefs of others. That sounds entirely reasonable, at least until you think about it. The problem is in knowing where to draw the line. I can understand why, for example, Presbyterians should respect the beliefs of Methodists. They’re practically the same thing. But what about those […]

Mark Singham was caught by a quick Hare Krishna in a Canberra mall. “Attempting to put him off and impress my friends, I said, ‘Mate, I gave in another life’, and guffawed with my mates. The Hare Krishna smiled and said: ‘Yes, and I remember you were just as cheap then.’ “  

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn’t seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other man pulls out his phone and calls emergency services and gasps to the operator: “My friend is dead! What can I do?” The operator in a calm, soothing voice replies: […]

When talking about heaven to an audience, let your face light up to reflect God’s glory in His firmament.  When talking about hell, your every day expressions will do just fine  

There is the story of a preacher who got up one Sunday and announced to his congregation: “I have good news and bad news. The good news is, we have enough money to pay for our new master plan. The bad news is, it’s still out there in your pockets.”

Sherlock Holmes and Watson were on a camping trip. They were lying in bed, looking up at the sky. Holmes said, “Watson, what do you see?” “Well, I see thousands of stars.” “And what does that mean to you?” “I suppose, Holmes, it means that of all the planets and suns and moons in the […]

Bholaji finds himself in dire trouble. His business has gone bust and he’sin serious financial trouble. He’s so desperate that he decides to askGanesh for help. He goes into the temple and begins to pray. “Oh Ganesh, please help me, I’ve lost my business and if I don’t get somemoney, I’m going to lose my […]