Mark Singham was caught by a quick Hare Krishna in a Canberra mall. “Attempting to put him off and impress my friends, I said, ‘Mate, I gave in another life’, and guffawed with my mates. The Hare Krishna smiled and said: ‘Yes, and I remember you were just as cheap then.’ “  

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn’t seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other man pulls out his phone and calls emergency services and gasps to the operator: “My friend is dead! What can I do?” The operator in a calm, soothing voice replies: […]

When talking about heaven to an audience, let your face light up to reflect God’s glory in His firmament.  When talking about hell, your every day expressions will do just fine  

There is the story of a preacher who got up one Sunday and announced to his congregation: “I have good news and bad news. The good news is, we have enough money to pay for our new master plan. The bad news is, it’s still out there in your pockets.”

Sherlock Holmes and Watson were on a camping trip. They were lying in bed, looking up at the sky. Holmes said, “Watson, what do you see?” “Well, I see thousands of stars.” “And what does that mean to you?” “I suppose, Holmes, it means that of all the planets and suns and moons in the […]

Bholaji finds himself in dire trouble. His business has gone bust and he’sin serious financial trouble. He’s so desperate that he decides to askGanesh for help. He goes into the temple and begins to pray. “Oh Ganesh, please help me, I’ve lost my business and if I don’t get somemoney, I’m going to lose my […]

Lawyer: “Judge, I wish to appeal my client’s case on the basis of newlydiscovered evidence.” Judge: “And what is the nature of the new evidence?” Lawyer: “Judge, I discovered that my client still has $500 left.”  

Aug. 15, 2006 – In a move aimed at further tightening airport security, theFederal Aviation Administration announced today that it would ban all peoplefrom flights leaving or entering the United States, effective immediately. The FAA, which has in the past banned such objects as toenail clippers andhair gel, took the extraordinary step of banning people […]

Here is an exercise suggested for seniors, to build muscle strength in the arms and shoulders. It seems so easy, so I thought I’d pass it on to some of my friends. Just don’t over-do it. Begin by standing on a comfortable surface, where you have plenty of room at each side. With a 5-LB. […]

The Pope went in for his daily prayer. That morning he felt especiallysincere as he prayed “Our Father which art in heaven” from the core of hisheart. An unusually long time passed. When eventually he came out of his prayingchamber, he was thoughtfully chewing something and not looking at anyone. After a long silence one […]