Last Friday I graduated with Honors from Santa Fe College with an Associate of Arts degree. The following was posted on my favorite professor’s office door. A linguistics professor was lecturing to his class one day. “In English,” he said, “A double negative forms a positive. In some languages though, such as Russian, a double […]

A man dies and goes to heaven.  Of course, St. Peter meets him at the Pearly Gates.  St. Peter says, ‘Here’s how it works.  Yo u need 100 points to make it into heaven.  You tell me all the good things you’ve done, and I give you a certain number of points for each item, […]

A swami was feeling bored one Sunday and decided to take the day off away from the temple program. He told his servant he wasn’t feeling well and drove away. He stopped at a golf course about forty miles away where no one would know him and decided to play a round of golf. Up […]

A man died and went to The Judgment. St. Peter met him at the Gates ofHeaven and said, “Before you meet with God, I thought I should tell you — we’velooked at your life, and your really didn’t do anything particularly good orbad. We’re not at all sure what to do with you. Can you […]

I was walking across a bridge one day, and I saw a man standing on the edge,about to jump off. I immediately ran over and said “Stop! Don’t do it!” “Why shouldn’t I?” he said. I said, “Well, there’s so much to live for!” “Like what?” “Well … are you religious or atheist?” “Religious.” “Me […]